Saturday, March 7, 2009

I have arrived!

In so very many ways.

I escaped the evil clutches of DJB, thanks to NNBM, my favorite person now.

I also (about time) have my own Holy Fan Crusade Club (or something) on Facebook. NNBM put some really awesome pictures of me up there.

I am now safely in the hands of Frig and am looking forward to our mountain adventures.


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Woof! The Ursine Savior has arrived!

Well, here I am at my new destination. Frig let me out of the box right away. I gloried in fresh air and showed her all my souvenirs. She was pretty busy on the first day. Kept muttering about needing a maid and getting things cleaned up so she could take me out and show me around this place called CO.

I decided to give her a hand.


That was exhausting. At least she cheated and took the baking out of the freezer. I'm really starting to get thirsty.

She let me rest near Buddha. We had a nice long chat and caught up on the last 2000 years while she cleaned the carpets.Next I met this cute dog, but she made me nervous, so after a quick photo op, I went back to the kitchen to hang out.


I did find the wine, but it's not afternoon yet. I don't understand this rule of no wine in the morning. It is a holy drink. I will have to talk this over with father later. I settled for a glass of water. Don't tell her, but I turned it into wine before I drank it.
Ok, I am so tired from all this domestic activity, I am taking a nap while she goes to meet some friends. I really need to talk to Dad about getting her a maid. I'll be back later.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Seriously people

South Carolina is not only So Gay, it So Sucks for holy artifact fun and adventure.

I'm dying of boredom. Someone save me. I will reward you with...uh...just fucking get me out of here. Anywhere.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

i talked to my dad

he was like, they better let you out of your box, or i'm going to get some old school wrath and vengeance going on.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008

shhh don't tell them i'm posting

i arrived in a new place a few weeks ago

the weirdo here will not let me out of my box

help


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