Thursday, December 27, 2007

And so he set forth upon the land

Bear Jesus, having spent the better part of a week preparing for his travels, is leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when he'll be back again...wait, what?

Anyway. He did verily spend several days lying naked and sticky while receiving his Holy Protective Sealant. He suffered for you.

One of his mommies gathered some supplies for him to take with him. In case of such emergency as needing hair extension repairs, etc. Don't let the lord thy bear go out looking less than fabulous.

Bear Jesus selected a tasteful yet strangely comforting box to keep him from harm during his journey. He encourages all of his faithful to leave their mark upon his box when he visiteth them.

Our ursine savior was not without trepidation about his upcoming trip. He is but salt and flour, after all.

Finally, relaxed and then some, he nestled into his Holy Box and set off for Mommy #2's house.

Let our thoughts be with him. Woof

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Bear Jesus - Preparing for the Journey

Born in the twisted minds of certain individuals, Bear Jesus came to his solid form on December 16, 2007.

Sporting his cotton robe and hemp sandals, he is ready to travel the world spreading his message. Of course, his message is simply "woof" but it still needs sharing.

He will spend the holidays at home with the hands that shaped him, and then head off to visit his other mommy. Yes, Bear Jesus has two mommies. Deal.

He will be available to travel and visit his faithful, you know who you are and a couple of you are already in line.

Here's looking forward to many fascinating adventures and photos.

Bear Jesus be with you?