Bear Jesus, having spent the better part of a week preparing for his travels, is leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when he'll be back again...wait, what?
Anyway. He did verily spend several days lying naked and sticky while receiving his Holy Protective Sealant. He suffered for you.
One of his mommies gathered some supplies for him to take with him. In case of such emergency as needing hair extension repairs, etc. Don't let the lord thy bear go out looking less than fabulous.
Bear Jesus selected a tasteful yet strangely comforting box to keep him from harm during his journey. He encourages all of his faithful to leave their mark upon his box when he visiteth them.
Our ursine savior was not without trepidation about his upcoming trip. He is but salt and flour, after all.
Finally, relaxed and then some, he nestled into his Holy Box and set off for Mommy #2's house.
Let our thoughts be with him. Woof
Anyway. He did verily spend several days lying naked and sticky while receiving his Holy Protective Sealant. He suffered for you.
One of his mommies gathered some supplies for him to take with him. In case of such emergency as needing hair extension repairs, etc. Don't let the lord thy bear go out looking less than fabulous.
Bear Jesus selected a tasteful yet strangely comforting box to keep him from harm during his journey. He encourages all of his faithful to leave their mark upon his box when he visiteth them.
Our ursine savior was not without trepidation about his upcoming trip. He is but salt and flour, after all.
Finally, relaxed and then some, he nestled into his Holy Box and set off for Mommy #2's house.
Let our thoughts be with him. Woof
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