Thursday, December 27, 2007

And so he set forth upon the land

Bear Jesus, having spent the better part of a week preparing for his travels, is leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when he'll be back again...wait, what?

Anyway. He did verily spend several days lying naked and sticky while receiving his Holy Protective Sealant. He suffered for you.

One of his mommies gathered some supplies for him to take with him. In case of such emergency as needing hair extension repairs, etc. Don't let the lord thy bear go out looking less than fabulous.

Bear Jesus selected a tasteful yet strangely comforting box to keep him from harm during his journey. He encourages all of his faithful to leave their mark upon his box when he visiteth them.

Our ursine savior was not without trepidation about his upcoming trip. He is but salt and flour, after all.

Finally, relaxed and then some, he nestled into his Holy Box and set off for Mommy #2's house.

Let our thoughts be with him. Woof

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Venus said...

That box... so pink. I find it strangely familiar but can't quite put my finger on it.

I can't wait to receive my host. :D

Eric said...

Bear Jesus is in a pink box.

cassie said...

OH MY FUCK the name on the bottle of wine. ROFL

Nessa said...

I love this so hard :)

Ryan Charisma said...

I hope Bear Jesus comes to my house in NYC. Human Jesus loved the hookers and gays. Hopefully Bear Jesus will too!

"Eat this all of you, for this is my body, the body of new and everlasting covenant..."

mmmmm. ginger & honey.