Saturday, December 22, 2007

Bear Jesus - Preparing for the Journey

Born in the twisted minds of certain individuals, Bear Jesus came to his solid form on December 16, 2007.

Sporting his cotton robe and hemp sandals, he is ready to travel the world spreading his message. Of course, his message is simply "woof" but it still needs sharing.

He will spend the holidays at home with the hands that shaped him, and then head off to visit his other mommy. Yes, Bear Jesus has two mommies. Deal.

He will be available to travel and visit his faithful, you know who you are and a couple of you are already in line.

Here's looking forward to many fascinating adventures and photos.

Bear Jesus be with you?

10 comments:

Nessa said...

that is so damn awesome.

Anonymous said...

We'll be glad to host his bearship here in Orlando. We can event ake him to DisneyWorld!

Lisa said...

I can't wait for him to visit me in Iowa and come to church with me!xhtzfz

Anonymous said...

In Taylor's name we pray, Amen.

Miranda Raven said...

moo

Walt said...

I'm scared.

Jennifer said...

he needs to come to Oman, land of the infidels.

GI said...

Bear Jesus needs to make a trip to New Hampshire. Yes, he does.

Anonymous said...

I'd be happy to host him. :D Not sure what I'd do with him, but we'd have fun.

Rebel Yankee said...

Bear Jesus must make his way to the Big Apple. There's so many "souls" to "save" here, you see. We'll start at the Eagle, work our way to the Dugout...