Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Travels Continue....To Saint Petersburg, Florida

Yes, yes my brothers and sisters....I have made it to the west coast of the state of Florida, having been handed off by my decapitato....I mean my hosts, Michael and Kevin of Qcast Connections. I have been given to Taylor The Latte Boy and Taffy Carlisle Huffington of Pod Is My Copilot. Safely being driven to Saint Petersburg, I was met by Taylor's pugs, Otis and Rocco, who were not sure what to do with me at first. Needless to say, there was sniffing to be done...It was very cold in Saint Petersburg this morning. Well, cold for St. Pete, anyway. I decided to show my holiness WHILE showing the world what a chilly Florida morning looks like.
Of course, a Sunday morning would not be complete without me going to my favorite place or worship....
I also was fortunate enough to meet with a local celebrity. The Tampa Bay Buccaneer's Mike Alstott stopped by The Latte Boy's Place to "say hello." Taylor has an enourmous crush on Mr. Allstott and calls himself "Mrs. Alstott" from time to time.
WHAAAAT? WHO IS THIS? THE LORD BEAR JESUS DOES NOT NEED A WINGMAN! IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU TRY AND COCKBLOCK THE REAL REASON FOR EASTER!!! OUT! OUT DAMNED BUNNY! OR FACE THE WRATH OF BEAR JESUS, YOU BLASPHEMER!!!

My apologies, my children. That bunny just makes me so mad....

Well, I am off, as Taylor has promised to take me to the beach! More later!

woof,

BJ

5 comments:

Michael said...

Connection! Connection! Singular. Not Plural. Sheesh!

Taylor The Latte Boy said...

Hey, at least I'm not sill saying Connecticut.

...most of the time.

Venus said...

cockblock the real reason for easter... wingman

rofl

Random Nicole said...

I love you, Mrs. Alstott!

Wingman. OMG I laughed so loud the children wanted to know what was going on. Um. Nothing. :)

Eric said...

Poor Bear Jesus. He can't even get any surrounded by homos.